beggars-opera:

aminaabramovic:

my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

The sophomore year of life

(via team780)

andi-pandi:

DON’T TRY TO TELL ME THIS SCENE DIDN’T SCARE YOUR PANTS OFF

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via team780)

    Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
    Me: I will not sing.
    Me: I will not sing.
    Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via agibaxe)

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

(Source: askboxmemes, via agibaxe)

stuckinthedaze:

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Oh So You’re Ignoring Me Now I Guess It Is My Fault: Fourth Novel of the Bestselling Series

(via agibaxe)

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

(via loki-master-of-magic)

    baby: A-a
    mom: Apple? Say apple.
    baby: *jumps*

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

(via vincecarters)